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Friday, 11 October 2024

Goings on at Maison Broom

Sometimes good things can come out of bad - which is an unusually glass half full kind of thing for me to find myself saying…but it’s true. 

See I’m a bit light on the whole hobby dosh thing at the mo (US TRANSLATION - I’m on skid row / I’m a bum and I ain’t got no money) since the wife’s 60th birthday and our 40th wedding anniversary will unfortunately not pay for themselves - and it’s forced me to delve deep into my lead pile of shame. 

Some of us accrue a lead pile with the certain knowledge that its contents will be turned into table ready masterpieces within a rigidly preplanned production schedule…(coughs)…isn’t that right Jon, while some of us without the gift of purpose and planning lose interest in a project almost as soon as the miniatures arrive - put off by the enormity of the task that suddenly lies ahead. 

You can guess which category I fall into. 

After a while the lack of any finished product from such profuse and carefree spending becomes a matter of internal guilt and shame - definitely something to keep out of the view of curious wives and their desire to establish “how much did all this lot cost, then”. As a direct consequence of all this - for the last two years most of the East Midland’s chief export has resided in my special cupboard of mystery - to which only I have the key.

Working on the assumption that I must have seen something in these jolly little bags of lead at some point and baulking at the prospect of buying something new from my currently scant resources I resolved to dig deep into the pile to see if something within might be worth revisiting.

The first step was to isolate the still half finished stuff, with its accompanying taint of failure, (I’m looking at you Elizabethan 10mm) and make my way down to the deeper strata of things I don’t even remember buying and which, it seems, have never been touched. First out were some tripods from Tumbling Dice,  (I know, I know…always with the Victorian sci fi…what is it with me and that sort of stuff ?) models which look much nicer than the scratch built ones I cobbled together over the summer and probably require early deployment.

Tumbling Dice Tripods - with wavy tentacle additions by moi and some blurry 2mm infantry both for scale and potential opposition. FYI the left most one is sort of crouching down menacingly.


At the same semi Carboniferous level were other goodies from TD - an entire project in fact - from a past fixation of mine that never left the planning stage. Until now.

I thought I couldn’t do stuff smaller than 2mm, but I was wrong. Welcome to the world of 1:2400 scale pre dreadnoughts. Ships designed, constructed and employed at the height of the belle époque.

I have two small fleets, one French one Austro Hungarian, a set of rules written years back and a sh*t ton (or its metric equivalent) of blue hexon tiles…so I think I’ll have at it. 

Waddya reckon? 



Austro Hugarians, led by the battleship Habsburg. Dead quick to paint up as you can tell. All the ship info is on the underside of the base since I find it more pleasing to the eye that way - flying in the face of convention I know, but hey don’t box me in with all your rules daddyo.


Amiral Cecile, Friant, Charles Martel and 3 Jeune École style torpedo boats - ready for action despite being in peace time colours. I suspect there’s going to be some trouble in the Mediterranean quite soon.


Two generic merchant ships. A troop transport and a collier. I took the lazy way out with the bases and sprayed them with a texture effect blue spray quite close in colour to the hexon tiles. Anything for an easy life.


It might get me out of playing against this guy for a while…



Major Clanger - views the battlefield at a recent 2mm refight of Cheriton inspired by Jon Freitag’s battle marathon over at Palouse Wargaming Journal. The Major (playing as the Paliamentarian faction) beat me handsomely. As usual. He’s done nothing but crow about it since.


Toodleooh.





27 comments:

  1. That’s right! Although I am not so sure I produce any masterpieces. Once I return from my last-minute and extended departure south, I have our Shiloh battle report to write. Wonder how much I still recall? I guess you will be the judge of that!

    Your new pre-dreadnought project interests me very much. You see, I have Spanish-American War fleets in 1/1200. Perhaps I need to make a set of blue hexes?

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    1. Hey Jon, didn’t know you “did” ships…Spanish American war is very interesting. I bet the 1:1200 ships are beauts. What rules do you use?

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  2. Hello old chap,

    Gotta say they look the part! I have a stash of TD 1:2400th kit of a slightly later period - 1914 - but a seriously looking at pre dreads as an option. Ideally I would build them myself but, in the words of Maverick, "Time is my greatest adversary"....

    I would be keen to hear more about the rules.

    Take it easy mon ami,

    DC

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    1. Hi DC, I knew this post would be cat nip for you, lol. I had a go at building the “Hoche” in “Crooky style” a long while back but the results were horrible and convinced me to go the TD route. I shelved the models on arrival because I suddenly decided I wanted bigger ships - but then realised that bigger ships meant longer table ranges and thus bigger tables. I like to keep things vaguely in proportion and I’ve only got a 6x4 playing area. I intend to run a small solo campaign over the next few weeks built around the first Moroccan crisis, this’ll provide content for the blog and allow me to sort out any kinks in the rules. I’ll zap you a copy if you still want to see them after my battle reports.

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    2. Bonjour old chap,

      I would love to scratch build some French pre dreads but those curved hulls would be tricky using my usual technique. I could perhaps take a Dremel to layered MDF - I did this for the CSS Manassas although she was only two layers thick - and see how that works out.

      “Crooky Style” - is that even a thing? Most of the kit churned out by moi may well be Crooky but I am unsure about the style part :-)

      Yes please re the rules and love the idea of a back story as well!

      All the best,

      DC

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  3. Sounds like you have quite a lot of riches in your Special Cupboard of Mystery, but not the shiny metal a wife of many years good standing might expect.
    There, that should have added to your guilt.
    When I enquired of another chap as to whether his wife was bothered by his profligacy in acquiring toy soldiers, he replied "She doesn't mind. At least she knows I'm not spending it chasing other women, and it's a nice safe hobby that keeps me at home where she can keep an eye on me." I don't recommend you using this excuse with the Current Mrs Broom.

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    1. Hi Chris. I stopped digging into pile the moment I hit the tip of the 28mm Crusader Miniatures Anglo Saxons layer. I knew no good would come from going deeper. There’s probably several hundred quids worth there that I’m never going to paint (I won’t live long enough) they’re worth too much to just give away…and the postage from France if selling them online would put anyone off right away. Sigh. Thanks for adding to my guilt burden too, by the way. As to the hobby being a substitute for chasing women…Jeez I can’t even handle the woman I’ve got let alone another one on the side. lol. Besides where would I find another girl who is happy to discuss the pros and cons of lamellar armour?

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    2. You can discuss lamellar armour with her?! You’ve got a keeper there mate.
      Chris

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  4. Your pre dreadnought game looks very interesting, I have never done Naval wargaming but have always had an interest in it, the scale of the TD ones may well be the way into it. The tripods are rather nice as well!

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    1. Cheers Donnie, my interest in this came about in a fairly circuitous route, via researching French and British colonialism and the growing arms race prior to WW1. I like quirky things in general and became fascinated by the French battleships produced during this period. Individual ship yards were just given a list of general requirements and left to get on with it. What they produced, often in competition with other yards, was a very strange bunch of half sisters that only bore a passing resemblance to each other, some of which are beautifully ugly. The scale and the low unit cost of the models from TD does make it very accessible to those starting up in the genre. There’s very little in the way of terrain to build either!

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  5. Great to see Major Clanger out and about again, that hat gives him a very commanding air.

    The tripod thing is wonderful too :)

    All the best,

    Lee.

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    1. Hi Lee, yeah the Major had been relegated to the cupboard of mystery for a good while due to bad behaviour and the fact that most of my gaming these days is done via zoom at Tony or Jon’s place. Who needs an angry and abusive opponent hopped up on night nurse when I can play against real people all over the world!

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  6. A few interesting options in the wargaming cupboard. The pre-dreadnoughts look very nice.

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    1. Thanks Peter, they’re the ultimate in low cost gaming. Pretty “old skool” minimalist kind of gaming come to think of it.

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  7. Great looking ships JBM. I assume that the hexes cost more than the ships? 😂

    I like your idea of an opponent. Good to have someone available whenever needed.

    My wife never minded the expense of my hobby. I think she was always a bit worried I would point to the rows and rows of her shoes. 🤣

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    1. Hey ho Ben, how’re you diddling? The hexon costs considerably more than the ships and was bought in bulk when I could afford to lose that kind of money down the back of the chair and not bother looking for it. Those days are definitely gone post retirement! (Queue playing the world’s smallest violin). Tried guilting the wife about her handbag collection once but she archly pointed out that at least they were useful for something. Ouch.

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  8. Congratulations on 40 years of marriage.
    I purged long ago all the items in my lead pile that were shameful or embarrassing. It had to be done for my Mental Health and because we were moving and I did not want to pack it.
    Now my pile is just full of stuff I like in reasonable numbers.
    😀

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    1. I’m too much of a tight wad Stew to chuck stuff like that away though I do appreciate that when I cash out my nearest and dearest will chuck it all in the skip without a backward glance. One man’s treasure in this case is another man’s junk. Sobering thought.

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  9. Love the Tripods and the ships are pretty cool too. I too need to try and offload/reduce my leadpile, but the whole hassle of P&P just puts me off. Happy anniversary BTW and next year it is our 30th.

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    1. Cheers Steve. It’s a self inflicted first world problem to have I guess… sadly a lot of us seem to have the same issue to one degree or another. Congrats to you (in advance) as well…30 years is no mean feat in this day and age.

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  10. Cheriton is my local battle.. walked the field a number of times... pictures of Major Clanger leading his troops to victory, please?

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    1. Hi Steve, I was going to do a batrep on the game which had pictures including Major Clanger, however by the time I came to write it up I couldn’t remember half the things that happened, so I gave up and scrapped the photos. Soz. I’ll have to get the current Mrs broom to crochet him a naval hat of some sort so I can include him in future games.

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  11. Liking the Pre-Dreadnoughts JBM…
    You will not be surprised to hear that I also have a stash of them waiting for paint and a launch date…

    All the best. Aly

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    1. Not surprised at all Aly - you have VERY wide ranging tastes!

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  12. Love the pre dreadnoughts! They're great! I gave away some of my GW stuff but now xenos rampant is a thing with my lot I kinda wish I hadn't but at least I don't have to paint it and somebody else has very nicely? 28mm crusader Anglo Saxons? Now you're talking!
    Best Iain caveadsum1471

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  13. Hi Iain, yeah those crusader figures are absolute beauts. I bought them so long ago that I still had long hair. Ah memories. I’ve held onto them for exactly the reason you set out with your GW stuff, but I’m stuck In this awful doom loop where I do nothing with them while considering them too good to get rid of. Doh.

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