Wednesday 24 February 2021

The Ultimate Portable Wargame?

Tired of spending a fortune on miniatures?

Tired of the space taken up with storing all that paraphernalia?

Tired of having to clear your game away when someone needs the dining table?

Worry no more!

Taking advantage of the latest scientific breakthroughs in minitastic technology  Broomco Inc is proud to unveil CONFLICT IN MY POCKET..!

Batteries not included. May contain nuts.

That’s right... Say goodbye to all your normal wargaming problems with a board and figures that slip right in your back pocket! 

The starter ‘argy bargy’ game comes with our easy to remember three line rule set Rock Paper Scissors where your opponent and you get to engage in real hand to hand combat.

Packaged with three initial scenarios, “Ooo you lookin’ at? Oi you spilled my pint,” and “Didn’t you kill my bruvver?” it boasts active fan discussion groups on MySpace and Beebo. Maybe.

I am pleased to offer a heavily discounted price to interested readers of this blog who include the discount code “mugme” with their order.

Note: only 1 set available per household.