You won’t be surprised to learn that I was actually eating Pringles when I needed to find a name for the site of the forthcoming battle. While other crisp like comestibles are obviously available for inspiration I felt that the clash on Smokey Bacon hill, or the encounter at Monster Munch heights didn’t sound quite so good somehow.
Ahem… where was I?
Ahh yes.
General Parrott had finally reached the location of the main American coastal battery at Pringles Point, but with a force only half the size that he required. Supplies were running low and the two battalions of light infantry under Sykes that were meant to have joined him had become delayed and disorganised by an unmapped area of marshland blocking their route to the rendezvous.
Hopes however were still high in the British camp when the newly arrived dragoons took up position to the right of the grenadiers and their attached artillery. Despite the extensive fortifications (that General Cummings had been building since game start) there only appeared to be a couple of battalions of militia and artillery defending the coastal artillery position - surely a walk in the park for the British elite.
General Parrott took up position at the head of the dragoons and they cantered off across the left flank while the grenadiers marched about and made a bit of a noise to fix the enemies attention.
The dragoons were pulled up short by a volley from the American militia in the half moon defences ahead and an unexpectedly productive cannonade from the artillery on the hill at the back of the field. (Receiving intelligence that the British were closing in on the coastal guns General Cummings had instructed his subordinate Motte to redeploy the battery to fire inland). Their extra firepower was a major help.
Suffering 50% casualties the dragoons fell back a good distance, but were eventually rallied by the exhortations of brave General Parrott, who cursed them for cowards and demanded that they stand and do duty by their King. (I’m aware, through exposure to Family Guy that this might have another meaning for an American audience - so please feel free to snigger).
Seeing the flank attack fail the grenadiers began an oblique advance on the fortification, taking shot and shell from the defenders as they walked forward in line. They took casualties but their elite status allowed them to shrug off the losses and keep going.
In an effort to add encouragement General Parrott left the shaky dragoons and joined the grenadiers - urging them on (with presumably a lot of sword waving and huzzahs). Shamed into providing some back up the dragoons started to follow but fell foul of another brutal cannonade that hit them in the flank.
Lacking Parrott’s steadying influence they broke under the fire and fled the field.
(Note I was going to declare a loss for the British and a withdrawal if two of the three units took 50% casualties. At this point it was very close. 2 losses on the dragoons and 1 on the grenadiers).
The only plus point for General Parrott so far was that his artillery crew had driven the militia out of the half moon defences - though they suffered no casualties and eventually rallied themselves when out of range.
Reaching the lea of the defences the grenadiers could no longer be shot at by the enemy cannon and their own disciplined fire drove the militia out of the fort. Left alone in the redoubt the remaining American gun crew were cut down as the grenadiers scaled the central defences.
The American militia were quick to break, but quick to rally again. Now outside of the main fortification it was their turn to find cover in the lea of the defences. Pot shots forced the victorious grenadiers to retire from the exposed central position and by the close of turn 9 a curious stalemate had settled over the battlefield.
As dusk fell I drew matters to a conclusion. The British had failed to destroy the coastal battery (on this occasion) and worried that they might lose their elite grenadiers by forcing matters to a conclusion they held back. The Americans for their part faced a similar dilemma. While they seemed to have saved the day the militia had limited staying power and there was no guarantee that a frontal assault on the grenadiers would go their way. As night fell the last of the gunfire petered out. Both sides were at an impasse.
I gave both players the opportunity to withdraw during the night, but it was the British that eventually slipped away under the cover of darkness.
Messengers galloped forth from both camps, rallying whatever forces could be mustered before dawn.
Somewhere nearby a fat lady was getting ready to sing.
The British had been given a bloody nose at Pringles Point but even though their supplies were running critically low they were not beaten yet. Could they still pull something out of the bag?
Toodleooh for now.
Excellent! I reckon the next thing the British pull out of the bag is another Pringles. Hopefully, that action goes not exhaust supplies.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it surprises me that Pringles is a popular import item.
Wait…Pringles is American? Blimey I’m surprised they’re on sale in France. Not even in the foreign food isle either.
DeleteExcellent looking fort model. I've said it before, but it's worth saying again. Nice crisp action JBM. I will not Quaver when the boos for bad puns descend. No. I'm not one to Walker way from it.
ReplyDeleteAfter failing to take the battery and destroy the guns, I wan't going to risk the wrath of Horse Guards by destroying a fine unit of grenadiers in a futile continuation of the attempt. Where the aristocracy of England able to find its way around without blundering into morasses, this rebellion would have been be nipped in the Bud*.
* and the world saved from awful weak beer.
It’s a golden wonder to me that you didn’t skips leaving a comment this time, lol.
DeleteMore goodness - considering the closeness of the result, it seems that it was the decision taken by General Cummings to start building fortifications at the outset of the campaign that had the single biggest impact on todays outcome ….. perhaps!
ReplyDeletePulling out of the bag …. Ooooh a night attack!
General Cummings started with way more supplies on hand than his British counterpart and had been very sensibly expending them on defences all through the game. The choice of supplies instead of high priced elite combat units was quite interesting and I’ll comment more on the players initial game point purchases when the dust settles.
DeleteFine battle report JBM - exciting.
ReplyDeleteJust out of curiosity, was there ever a battle of Fat Bastard?
Thank you Monsieur. Sadly my wife neglects me once a week when she goes to her craft club and forced to fend for myself I usually resort to a mid day « man meal ».
DeleteWorking with whatever I can forage from the cupboards I typically chow down on something fashioned from weetabix, crisps and that essential staple…the lion bar. All the basic food groups in one go. I don’t know If there was ever a battle of fat bastard but you can be sure if there’s one in the future I’ll be at it. Lol.
An enjoyable battle report. The campaign is progressing.
ReplyDeleteIt sure is Peter though I have to say that it was intentionally limited in its scope and has now come to a satisfactory conclusion.
DeleteA fine game and nice terrain too:). Shame that the Light Infantry were delayed by the marsh, which might have swung things in favour of the British, but then that's part and parcel of a campaign game. Looking forward to more of the same and loved all the crisp related puns too!
ReplyDeleteSometimes the dice gods are agin you Steve and there’s bugger all you can do. I have to say that poor old Chris dealt manfully with every bad outcome that came his way.
DeleteExcellent report JBM and very interesting battle. Tough luck for the British Dragoons.
ReplyDeleteAs said above, the fort model is fantastic.
Thanks Ben. The dragoons were fated to do badly since this was their first time on a table. New unit syndrome is definitely a thing it seems.
DeleteI hate it when people feel sorry for those red coated chaps who are bringing death and destruction to the forces of freedom. Anyway great report and can’t wait to see and read your report on the climax. I will be intrigued to see your thoughts etc on our initial purchases and game plan. I love it when the wife absents herself for a day and returns to find me hastily brushing biscuit crumbs from my shirt
ReplyDeleteI know Graham…all those red coated bastards stomping around with their stiff upper lips and devil may care attitudes. Shocking. Glad to hear I’m not alone with my man meals, lol. As I told the grand kids - Crisps are made of potatoes which is a kind of fruit and therefore one of my five a day. Lol.
DeleteExcellent battle report although I am mow hungry? Star fort and chaps look great!
ReplyDeleteBest Iain
Thanks Iain, been waiting to get that fort into action for ruddy ages.
DeleteTo be honest the Americans must be Hoola Hoop with joy at getting to know Wotsits like to win…
ReplyDeleteEven if it was by default because the British left the field of their own accord…
But they might get the Nik Nak of winning yet…
I will get my coat…😳
All the best. Aly
Once again you raise the bar on pithy comments Aly. Top stuff ;-)
DeleteExcellent stuff, and 'crisply' written.. You have shown nicely the benefits of a campaign, it gives commanders the need to think befoe chucking away units in death-or-glory charges. I look forward to the conclusion...
ReplyDeletep.s. Pringles available in the deepest reaches of 'La France Profonde' ? That's globalisation, indeed.
I think the truth if it is that Chris spent too many of his pre game points on the wrong things and has had to go full on with whatever troops he’s got since he’s running out of supplies.
DeleteI don't have a good feeling about this - AWI and the British just always seem to end up going the same way! It's certainly been an entertaining story thus far though, so top marks to you for organising it all, JBM!
ReplyDeleteThanks Keith. It does seem to be that way doesn’t it. Poor old General Parrott spent too much of his pre game resources on things like seaborne landings and not enough on supplies. He actually has two full strength line infantry battalions nowhere near the action so with a bit more thought he could have beaten the Americans handsomely at this battle. Of course neither General has a full picture of what is going on and I think Chris got more spooked by phantom threats than Graham.
DeleteAll this "crisps chatter" in the comments section has me famished. I miss UK snack brands... (And I just ate my boring keto diet lunch!)
ReplyDeleteFor being an AWI inspired campaign, the end results certainly seem to be trending toward the very historical. Must mean you run a mean game mate. Excellently done!
Thanks Dai it turned out alright in the end I think. As to snacking - it is odd what you miss about the old country isn’t it. Out here in darkest France I can’t get cheese and onion crisps but I can get bolognese flavour (think tomato and beef and onion) or mushroom flavour (which are actually quite nice). Why no cheese and onion…God knows…but I bet he can get hold of them.
DeleteLays (I think the parent company for Walkers?) does a very good Salt and Vinegar, but no Cheese and Onion here either, nor Prawn Cocktail. There are a couple stores that offer British goods so I get my Heinz Beans and Tomato Soup fix from time to time, but you have to pay handsomely for them.
DeleteMushroom flavour sounds awful. But then I am not a fan of fungi at any time.
Tee hee, someone else frequenting the foreign food isle. Down our way they always stock roses lime marmalade, digestive biscuits, golden syrup, oh and Worcester sauce for some reason? I’m surprised to hear you don’t like mushrooms…Stew said you were a fun guy…
ReplyDeleteWhat?
I’ll get my coat.