As you can see I’m still having fun with AI.
So here we are with mission three of my five mission AVBCW campaign. The scores on the doors so far are the Brompton Local Defence Volunteers 3 and the BUF Government forces 7.
This next mission sees the Brompton lads on the attack with a mission importance rated as high (meaning they have to lose 4 or more men before conceding the game, while the BUF lads have a moderate mission importance requiring 3 casualties for the loss.
The fluff
Yvonne Ryan is an IRA agent based in Birmingham with a warehouse full of weapons and ammunition that she’s willing to pass on to the Brompton defenders - if they can find a secure way of collecting them. Brompton’s council appointed militia commander, known only as “The Major” is aware that the rail line from Brompton to Birmingham is still open and that a locomotive is currently sitting outside of the Parkside industrial areas engine shed which could be used to secure the IRA shipment.
Solomon Bernstein, owner of Bernstein’s jewellers (two down from the Gaumont cinema on the high street) and latterly one of several defence league squad leaders, has been tasked with securing said engine - which is easier said than done considering the BUF control the engine shed it sits outside of. To make matters worse Solomon’s sentry’s are reporting that the BUF seem to have designs of their own for the loco and are attempting to raise steam on it.
Special rules
On each BUF turn that they have a man on the engine they’ll roll 1D6. An eventual score of two 6’s indicates the engine is ready to roll and can be removed from the board for an automatic BUF win. They start with a full squad in the engine shed and a full squad in the factory building opposite the phone box.
Solomon has an 8 man squad of Rotary Club Fencibles plus a die decided reinforcement of either a flame thrower team, a Lewis gun team or the towns only armored car (unlucky for some).
Can Solomon secure the locomotive and collect Yvonne Ryan’s ammo before the BUF steal the loco from under his nose?
I guess we’ll find out shortly.
Before I sling my hook here’s a quick “reasons to be cheerful” picture, in case you’re in need of it.
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| The long dark is nearly over. Huzzah. |
Toodleooh from la belle France.


Very inventive storyline (someone somewhere is collecting this to write a book :-) ) and the loco shed is perfect as a centre piece to a scenario, deserving of it’s sheer presence. The good weather has broken out here as well. I sat out for ten minutes today in a ‘T’ shirt (no sense - no feeling springs to mind :-) ).
ReplyDeleteHi Norm, I’m afraid my odd sense of humour keeps intruding into something I thought I’d be presenting in a more serious manner. Hey ho. Glad your weathers improved too - let’s hope all this mild pleasantness lasts a while! Our météo says we’re meant to be in for a scorching summer of crispy brown grass and hose pipe bans due to some bloke called El Niño. Better than Limousin Suicide Grey I suppose. lol.
DeleteEccellente signor! I note that the lovely Raffaella also appeared in several sword and sandal epics, so will we see her appearance in an ancients game? (I bet Keith has got a suitable figure).
ReplyDeleteThe reason to be cheerful is much appreciated.
Chris/Nundanket
And a grassy arse to you too squire. She was quite a hotty in her day wasn’t she! Keith will deffo have a figure to represent her. Glad you liked the blossom. Perked me up no end.
DeleteI like the narrative background and the mission importance rating.
ReplyDeleteThank you Peter, the background keeps me amused.
DeleteLooking forward to the game JBM but it sounds like a tough one for the BLDV team.
ReplyDeleteHi Ben, I guess it depends what sort of support the BLDV team receive. An armored car or a flamethrower might make all the difference. We’ll see what the dice gods decree.
DeleteFlufftastique, as the French might say!
ReplyDeleteCheering picture indeed.
Alan Tradgardland
Hi Alan, my experience of the natives is that “it’s not bad” is the most hyperbolic praise you could ever expect to receive. lol. They have a lot of words for excellence - but never seem to use them in day to day conversation. Difficult bunch to impress on the whole. Gallic feigned indifference is difficult to master - but I’m working on it.
DeleteSo if the BUF fluke a 6 in the first turn and another 6 in the second turn, that's it? Could be a quick game JBM !
ReplyDeleteResponding to Chris's comment, not sure I have any sword and sandal figures, but I have loads that would work for Yvette of the IRA!
Yup you’ve got it Keith. With that said, you’ve never seem my dice rolling in action. I could be waiting all ruddy week for a 6 to come around. lol. As to having a miniature for Yvonne- your predilection for lead based femme fatales is now clearly internationally known. lol.
DeleteAs Keith says, the BUF might be off with that engine quicksmart if dice rolls go their way. Regardless, I think this is a great scenario for your next chapter of this campaign. Excited to see how it plays out.
ReplyDeleteThe blossoms in the many almond orchards around where I live are all disappearing now, making way for new bright green leaves to sprout. But when they "were" out and petal-y proud, they were quite a sight - my favourite, if short lived, time of year.
Hello Dai, this’ll probably be the first time that I don’t want to roll 6’s! Just looked up Almond blossom and yes it looks bloomin lovely. None of my beeswax of course, but I assume you are sort of california way?
ReplyDeleteYessir - The Central Valley of California is crammed full of orchards of one type or another. Outside of when the farmers are spraying chemicals (And probably thereby nullifying any chance that my loins will produce another heir), it's a peaceful and pretty place to live. And blazing desert-like heat in the Summer. (Perfect for almond trees)
DeleteCracking little scenario and background fluff there Mark:). Let's hope the BLDV can even up the tally with a win over the dastardly BUF! We've finally had a few spring like days here, with the wild cherry blossom and other plants having a surge of growth etc. Lovely to be out and about pottering around after our long, wet, dull winter.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve, sorry about the late reply but the bedroom ceiling fell in on the gîte (storm damage) and I’ve been a bit distracted, lol. Played the game yesterday to a satisfactory conclusion so I’ll post about it while I can still recall some of the detail. Loads of other stuff in the garden coming into bloom at the moment- so it’s a great lift to the spirits isn’t it.
DeleteSounds like it’s going to be another spiffing adventure Mark…
ReplyDeleteLove the movie poster… Even with its built in AI weirdness.
It’s good to see some signs of Spring…The Cherry Blossom is coming out all down our street.
Unfortunately we have been promised colder weather… I blame the government 🤔
All the best. Aly
Take comfort from the AI weirdness Aly. If it can’t get this sort of thing right it’s got little chance of taking over the world. Colder weather on the way? Definitely the fault of Mrs Thatcher in my book, never mind the current bunch!
DeleteGreat bit of spiel, sounds like it was written by Jack Higgins, he usually managed to squeeze an IRA operative into every narrative!
ReplyDeleteBest Iain
lol he did didn’t he. In his defence it was for legitimate plot reasons rather just a crummy joke I thought up in the shower!
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