Wednesday, 11 December 2024

[insert blog post title here]

Yeah I couldn’t decide on a title for this post since it’ll be covering a lot of bases (wargaming joke?). My first instinct, given the season was to go with…

Ho Ho Ho

But then this is a family friendly blog so mention of three American prostitutes is probably not appropriate.

Lead Tsunami

Would be a good reference to the enormous pile of Empress figures that arrived in the post as part of my Christmas prezzie from the wife… but it does sound a bit like a 1980’s metal band so I’ll leave that be. Note - Lead Tsunami would make a great support act for my equally imaginary 70’s prog rock group Pyroclastic Flow. 

Be careful what you wish for

Was exactly how I felt when I realised how much painting and basing now lies ahead of me.


And that’s before the cavalry, civilians, elephants, and more artillery arrive. 

Glug glug

In reference to my French / Austro Hungarian naval campaign which came crashing to an early and as yet undocumented end after a major convoy was intercepted and the pride of the Austro Hungarian navy was sent to rest on the sea bed.

The protected cruiser Friant was the only French casualty. I’d show you the Austro Hungarian ships but they’re all at the bottom of my plastic hexagonal sea.

Spruegoo 

It’s not often that I’m confronted with something new in the hobby, but too much free internet time led me to something that the cool kids are currently messing around with and which after 50 years of dicking around with models I’d never come across before.

Just take all your old ready to discard plastic sprue drop it in a jar of acetone and leave it overnight. The next day you’ll have a putty like substance that can be molded at will and which will return to spruce plastic hardness in 24hrs. 

While gooey it struggles a bit to retain its shape so I suspect I will be pressing it into molds to produce walls, window frames etc for my Indian mutiny terrain. 

My coffee jar Spruegoo experiment. The fluid on top of the goo is acetone…not a urine sample. The base for the tree (just visible) is as hard as a rock and can be carved / painted etc now that it’s set. 

Next year will see more in the way of painting progress reports than gaming so apologies in advance. Here’s four of my bazar rabble (sans proper basing) to kick things off.

Good job I’ve enjoyed painting these cos there’s another 150 to go! lol

Here’s hoping you all have a great Kwanza, Festivus, Christmas, Yule, whatever… and as Dave Allen used to say… May your [insert deity(s) of choice] go with you. 





28 comments:

  1. Brilliant title Mark! A nice mix of projects and completely relate to the 'shock' of seeing all the basing and painting that lies ahead when you receive a package of figures. The sprue gloop takes me right back to the 1970's, but I think we used white spirit. I can almost remember the smell...

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    1. I’ll get over the shock Steve, first world problems to have and all that. Yeah thinners was deffo a smell from the 70’s. It was the only thing you could use to clean the humbrol enamel off your paint brushes. :-)

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  2. Cracking read and looking forward to seeing how your Mutiny project goes, should be good if the first figures are anything to go by. The spruegoo is very interesting, not come across that before, I lead a sheltered life!!

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    1. Hi Donnie, I’m glad it’s not just me. I hadn’t come across this Spruegoo stuff before either.

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  3. Christmas comes early to the JBM household! Hooray! Nice pile of loot to work yourself through. Enjoy it. Now, I hope our remote games are excluded from your reduced gaming in 2025.

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    1. I’m lucky she didn’t insist on wrapping it all up and putting it under the tree. She probably knew the excitement would’ve killed me. Lol. Reduced gaming will not be affecting remote games at your place but since Jeremie has now got a job and I’ve this pile of metal to process there’ll be a lot less of it going on chez moi.

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    2. Happy to see that our remote games were spared the cuts!

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  4. Excellent present from Mrs. JBM and now that you have it earlier you can expect more in two weeks time 😁
    Great work on the figures and I hope you have a great xmas time and feast.

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    1. Thanks Ben have a great Christmas mate - and cheers for continuing to follow along however weird the content might be from post to post.

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  5. Fascinated with the sprue idea and I'm already thinking of potential for walls, bases etc. I'm also thinking of the horrible mess I'd probably make in the dining room and the repercussions, so maybe I'll leave it to people that are less cack-handed than me!

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    1. Hi Alastair I was a bit concerned about the mess myself but the minute you fish a blob out of the acetone it forms a “skin” which prevents it sticking to stuff. I rolled it out on baking paper but I’m not sure that was actually necessary. Bear in mind that I’m actually a step on from cack handed (clumsy hands of death) and I didn’t have any problems. It’s difficult to shape initially, the outside goes firm but the inside remains gooey for about 12hrs. It definitely has applications for moulding walls and stuff - so I’d encourage you to have a little go and see for yourself at some point. Green stuff do some silicone molds that’ll do I reckon.

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  6. Lovely looking 28mm figures, bring on the other 143! Pity about the Austro-Hungarian fleet , didn't Lead Tsunami support Saxon? Are there other dark age heavy metal bands? Probably, anyway I like your sprue goo, I'm reminded of a 1970s recipe for making liquid plastic that I got from one of those little Airfix books where you got some god awful Windsor and Newton paint brush cleaner, pour half out and then feed plastic sprues in which it dissolved, you then painted it like liquid plastic, good for conversions I did a Saxon cloak on a 1/32 eighth army airfix multiple I was converting, stank to high heaven!
    Best Iain caveadsum1471

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    1. So it was a “thing” back in the day then! I must have missed all of that somehow. Sounds like a more liquid version than what I’ve been fooling around with - very little smell too unless I linger too long over the acetone jar. 4 more figures painted today - I’m rattling through them at a right old rate of knots, well I am for me anyhow. lol.

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    2. Roy Dilley used to use the 'gloop' when converting figures and I even remember watching a tv programme where he used it on some Airfix 1/32nd 8th Army figures. I think it was diluted enough to almost brush on to build up subtle detail, such as moustaches etc.

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    3. Boggles the mind. What were they converting 1:32 Eighth army figures into?

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    4. This is the episode, with Roy Dilley sculpting Bob Symes for a diorama. A real trip down memory lane!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rzAD5V45QU&list=PLqjCjfCuhhXv_uIuhPbeRh7_JSJoce6CH&index=2

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    5. Where on earth did you find that?! What a trip down memory lane. Gotta watch the rest of the series now! Cheers for digging that out and sharing.

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    6. My Google fu was strong last night;)! I remember him setting up his shed workshop and the Roy Dilley bit, but not the other parts. I see there is an episode with a modelmaker for maybe some Blake's Seven ships, which looks good. Like you, I might just binge watch for that pure nostalgia hit!

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  7. The Mutiny figures look great Mark…
    What a splendid Xmas present… They should keep you out of trouble for a while…
    Also loving the little ships…
    The gloop reminds me of all the weird concoctions that kept appearing in the Airfix Magazine and their ilk back in the before times…
    What exactly was ‘Bannana Oil’ ?

    All the best. Aly

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    1. Hi Aly, I had heard of banana oil before - but in my mind it was linked with Bakelite somehow. I’ve just googled it up - but so far I’m none the wiser. These Empress miniatures are probably the best Xmas prezzie I’ve had for donkeys years, nice proportions, good individual poses and they’re really nice to paint too. Ho ho ho indeed.

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  8. Nice present from Mrs Broom. Lucky fella.
    You’ve done a good job with those ruffians. They look straight out of Flashman’s worst nightmare.
    Chris/Nundanket

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    1. Hi Chris, yeah I’ve done all right there haven’t I? Better than a pair of socks and a bottle of old spice at any rate. I’ll have to dig out my Flashman novels and indulge in a bit more “research”. lol.

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  9. As others have alluded to, the Current Mrs Broom seems to be a keeper! The Mutiny figures look great and watching your progress in 2025 is something to look forward to.
    Funnily enough, I was reminded of "Banana Oil", reading about the plastic gloop process. I remember trying to add plastacine between the legs of 1 72 Airfix British paras to convert their smock into something resembling a Fallschirmjaeger, based on one of those Airfix Magazine articles....must have been the mid 70's. It didn't work, of course, because I didn't have Banana Oil, I used some substitute from my dads shed...probably 3 in 1 oil or something completely inappropriate 🤔 😅

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    1. Hi Keith, you knew all about it too eh! Interesting stuff and Steve J (above) has provided a link to a video showing it being applied, which is well worth a watch. I think I’m going to be a bit of a one trick (Indian mutiny) pony for the next few months but it should be an interesting project all ways round. I haven’t painted anything 28mm since about 2014 I think and I’m surprised how easy they are. 12 figures done already…and… (whisper it) I’m enjoying the process which I normally regard as a necessary grind.

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  10. Empress do some very very nice figures. Weirdly a number of their ECW figures are actually of people I know from the Sealed Knot. The owner of Empress was my CO when I was first a member. Their wild west shootists are my favourite castings for that period.

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    1. Hiya, yeah the ECW sculpts are really sweet. Maybe they’ll be the next project circa 2026? Haven’t looked at the Wild West stuff but I’ll take a decko next time I’m on their site.

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  11. Banana oil is isoamyl acetate which was a constituent of aircraft dope which sealed the fabric on aircraft wings. I think it was used to harden plasticine.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoamyl_acetate

    It is present in many foods but also in bee stings where it attracts other bees and causes them to sting.

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