General background fluff
Unpopular king Edward VIII is hiding out with his new American wife in Worcester having being injured by a bomb blast at his coronation. In London a Mosley led fascist rump governments attempt to remodel British society has caused whole areas to rise up in rebellion.
There, I think that covered the essentials.
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| By the Engine sheds on Caldwell Lane Len Tyler and Malcolm Laidlaw police the incoming trickle of refugees from the fighting further south. |
Campaign fluff
Following their failed attempt to seize the contents of the TA armoury on Billings street the Brompton BUF have been forced out of town and have regrouped at a farmhouse two miles to the east. As further reinforcements begin to trickle in from Smethwick, failed ladder salesman and Brompton BUF supremo Eric Hartwell receives orders to go back and gain control of the important industrial zone to the north east of the town.
Meanwhile…After violent skirmishes between the townsfolk and Hartwell’s men the town council felt it necessary to raise the Brompton Local Defence Volunteers, an armed group, to patrol the towns boundaries and keep Hartwell’s troublemakers at bay.
The mission set up fluff
Normally both factions roll off to determine who is to be the attacker and defender, but given the pregame narrative I’ve allowed the BUF to have the attacker role by default. Both factions however rolled off to determine the importance of the mission to their side. As it turned out the dice (and therefore those higher in the chain of command) felt the mission was of moderate importance to both sides.
Moderate importance means that if either side have three men out of action* at any one time they automatically lose the game and retire. A win in a scenario of moderate importance grants three campaign victory points to the victorious faction - which they can spend on replacements, new equipment or bank towards the final campaign total.
Operation Fish ‘n’ Chips - Wednesday August 4th 1937
Hartwell’s BUF cadre receive a tip off that the BLDV in the Parkside area have been using the codeword Fish ‘n’ Chips to identify friend from foe, and so Eric decides to use this information to pass through his opponents defences and seize some of the key buildings behind them. What Hartwell doesn’t know is that the password is changed every Wednesday and today is…
Victory conditions. First side to have three chaps out of action at any one time is the loser and the opponent automatically the winner. If the BUF win they gain one extra point for every building solely occupied by them.
Side note: Thought I’d add an element of uncertainty to this mission. I gave the wife three post it notes each of which had a different password on them. I asked her to choose one and discard the rest. When Hartwell arrives at the check point he’ll use the Fish ‘n’ Chips one and we’ll see if it’s still in use. The three code words given to the wife were Fish ‘n’ Chips, UR Mum (done in text speak to annoy her) and The Cat’s Pyjamas.
As you can see below the games been set up and I will cover the outcome in a separate batrep soonish.
Here’s a couple of set up piccies to whet your appetite, or wet your pants if you get excited over these things.
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| Bernie Sykes stops the BUF lorry at the Birmingham Road checkpoint unaware of who is hiding in the back. “Alright chief. Password please?” “Yeah” says Hartwell from the cab. “Fish ‘n’ chips.” |



Spoiler Alert ……. The password is UR Mum :-) I love both pictures, picture 1 is just superb, very nicely posed and taken …. Who is photographer and are his rates very expensive! :-) Very much looking forwards to the action report.
ReplyDeleteCheers Norm. I’m pleased to announce that I am in fact the mystery photographer and that I’m also available for bar mitzvah’s and parties.
DeleteVery nice terrain set up for the photos. I do also like the laminated cards for the characters.
ReplyDeleteThanks Peter, the lamination saves me buggering up the cards with my grubby fingers. lol.
DeleteOoo am very much excited for this campaign and love the write-up!
ReplyDeleteI too hope the password is "UR Mum" and that you get to annoy your good wife further with dumb jokes using that phrase throughout the game.
Do you know what Dai, after 42 years of marriage EVERYTHING I do is a source of minor irritation to the current Mrs Broom - using text speak is just a little frosting on the cake. Lol.
DeleteSeems my own burgeoning 7 year marriage to my own lady-love is an irritant to her too. Maybe it's in our genetic makeup? LOL
DeleteNice work on setting the stage. Good to see you including the missus into your Wargaming World. I like the character cards too.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jon, the troubling thing is the wife never batted an eye when I outlined what I needed her to do. I guess 42 years of crazy can do that to you.
DeleteThere are few surprises after 42 years.
DeleteGreat looking set up and back ground story JBM.
ReplyDeleteCouncil rates are going to go up if they have their own military! I wonder if the budget includes a tank or two? 😁
Hi Ben, the council may even run to an aeroplane at the rate I’m going never mind a tank. There’s a lovely 1:56 scale civilian Dragon Rapide I’ve seen on the interweb. I think the Brompton lads are only being paid in beer - so hopefully the rates won’t go up too much.
DeleteLove it. Great idea on the password. Do you know which password the lady of the house chose or will it be revealed to you during the game as you unfold the post-it note?
ReplyDeleteI bet it's 'the Cat's Pyjamas'. Knowing 'UR Mum' pisses her off, she won't choose that, and given you run a cat friendly establishment, it's more likely to be pussy's jim-jams than 'Fish and Chips'.
Cheers Chris. You know women way too well. Played the game yesterday and yes it was indeed the cats pyjamas…for exactly the reason you’d figured out.
DeleteThis looks like it's going to be lots of fun - looking forward to seeing how things pan out!
ReplyDeleteCheers Keith, it’ll sure provide a bit of actual wargame blogging content - rather than my usual blether.
DeleteTerrific work, the cards and set design are excellent, let the drama unfold…
ReplyDeleteAlan Tradgardland P
P.S did you see some chaps were doing a VBCW French equivalent at a recent show?
Thanks Alan. No I didn’t see the French VBCW game - which I assume was at a show in the UK? Shame I missed that. The only none warhammer French gamers that I know of are Les Associations des Riflemen but sadly they are way to far away in the north for me to force myself upon them. lol.
DeleteGreat background narrative there Mark, which really sets the scene nicely:). Having changed my pants (aged related issues when excited as mentioned above😉), I must say you've taken some lovely shots of the game, which does look the poodles privates!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can allocate (or detract points) for using Fish'n'Chips related phrases during the game, such as 'they're battered', his 'chips came up', 'it's smelling a bit fishy round here' etc...
Steve, your sense of humour is far too much like mine…COD help you. I quite liked the way the photos turned out. I did another sign for the check point which proclaimed FREE BROMPTON but then I spoiled it by adding “with every four gallons” underneath. lol.
ReplyDelete'Failed ladder salesman'... chortle... :o))
ReplyDeleteHi Steve, kinda puts him in context I think. I mean if a chicken farmer could end up as head of the SS anything’s possible.
DeleteLovely looking set up,I also like that there are just criteria for losing,winning is accidental,how British!
ReplyDeleteBest Iain
Yes, the only way to win is not to be the first to lose. lol. No one likes a “try hard”. Damned bad form and all that.
DeleteI'm gonna get all serious Mark. This is splendiferous story telling in miniature (with a good dose of your brummie humour)! The details in your terrain and figures are simply superb, from the medals ported by the grumpy old fella (Captain of the Guard, Mainwaring) and gorgeous red 'V' on young Pike's jumper, to the signage on the van, the shading of the cobbles and, of course, your poster of every child's delight. I/we have seen them all in parts, but put together they make for fabulous viewing (aided by your top-notch photography, as Norm noted).
ReplyDeleteBest wishes, James
James thank you very much…erm… I’m a bit overcome old fruit. I’m very fortunate to be retired and certainly in the winter I have both the time and space to play about with all this nonsense. There’d be bugger all done if I still had to work or had a young family to accommodate that’s for sure. To be fair as I look around at everyone else’s blogs I can’t claim my output is all that special, there are some terrific people doing really inspirational stuff wherever I look. You yourself have been on a ship building program that’d put most governments to shame, volume production matched by fantastic quality I might add.
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